I’m trying really hard to fall in love with quinoa…
I truly am.
I hear so much about its benefits – such a perfect grain for vegans! For those avoiding gluten!
Quinoa!
But it has this flavor – stay with me here – that reminds me of ladybugs.
Not that I go around eating lady bugs – and I know this sounds a bit strange – but it reminds me of this horrid scent they left all over my house as a teenager.
Let me explain….
I grew up in South Georgia. There were lots of trees and bugs and wild animals and such. Our house was infested with ladybugs. Inside, outside – but mostly concentrated on the front door, porch, and the area surrounding them so that when you walked into the house you had to shield yourself from the mass amounts of ladybugs that would be flying and falling on you.
Every. Single. Day.
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| And just for kicks - here's some red quinoa - the resemblance is uncanny, no? |
My mother had an unhealthy obsession with trapping the ones that made it into the house inside a Mason jar – that she would then set next to her lazy boy recliner. She could frequently be heard mumbling about how they “get what they deserve” when they “come into my house”. She could also be found on any given Saturday running around the house sucking them up with the vacuum hose. Now as a vegan I'm attempting to learn to respect all living creatures - though I'm not sure I can ever respect bugs. Or scorpions.
My sister had already left for college when the infestation reached its height and my father was busy with work - so Mom and I battled the ladybugs for the most part.
I just tried my best to avoid them. I’d even heard that ladybugs were a sign of good luck so I attempted to live peacefully with them for a while (early signs of veganism to come?) It was all fun and games until one of them crawled into my nightgown while I was sleeping one Christmas Eve and scared the bejeezus out of me. The little perv… I thought I was being molested by Santa Claus. I then started hating the ladybugs also.
It was like our house was a magnet for ladybugs. I had no idea why – until the internet came along:
Once a single ladybug finds a suitable place to hibernate they secrete a special pheromone (scent) that lets other ladybugs know where they are. Well that explains it!
The pheromone is so strong it can be detected by other lady bugs up to a quarter mile away (and humans apparently)! I suppose we had an abundance of ladybugs in our neighborhood. Perhaps even more amazing (or annoying, as it were) is the fact that this scent can remain for years, attracting swarms of ladybugs to the same house year after year. If this scent could be completely removed from the house, then the infestation could possibly be controlled, however ladybugs do not only secrete this chemical pheromone onto external surfaces, but they also lay it inside walls and other internal structures of the house. Thus the only way to get rid of ladybug infestations is to prevent them from ever occurring in the first place.
So there you see our problem. But who would think that they needed to guard themselves and their homes against a ladybug infestation? Pfffft… I’m certain my mother and I both would've laughed in your face had you told us we would need to do it!
Quinoa tastes like the way that ladybug scent of my youth smelled. I know that sounds strange – but I don’t know how to explain other than that. I've tried to make the quinoa in different ways with stronger spices, tomato paste, garlic, etc - nothing drowns out the ladybug scent-taste. NOTHING!
I’d really like to have quinoa as a part of my diet – but I’m failing miserably at finding a way to disguise the taste of it.
Any suggestions?